Is it normal to miss your booty call?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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