Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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