Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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