She's JV to your varsity
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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