In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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