your thong is hanging out like whoa
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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