Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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