omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She needs sedatives and a leash
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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