You work out of a Hotel?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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