He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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