You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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