It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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