Can i not drive my cunt home
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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