I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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