well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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