i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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