I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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