I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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