We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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