i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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