I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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