are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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