Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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