she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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