How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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