In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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