New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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