I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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