you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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