my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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