She announced her abortion via fbk
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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