my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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