I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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