Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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