Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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