Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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