did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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