Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the day after is always just damage control
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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