I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
you made out with another girl for some wings
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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