ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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