Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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