are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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