what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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