Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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