Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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