Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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