You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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