i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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