1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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