i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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