Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
