She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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