So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
where does the pee come out of this thing
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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