I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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