I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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